Thursday, May 29, 2008

One day away from the weekend! And I don't want to get you all excited but, we might actually see the sun tomorrow! Keep your fingers crossed!

So Kate lives on Skid Row. Basically she lives in the worst part of town, with the worst neighbors. Well two kids moved in across the street into the rotating rental a few weeks ago. This is the house on the block that changes renters all the time. She thinks this is the first time these two have lived away from Mom and Dad. They have no furniture and ride bikes. Anyways, each night or should we say morning at 3AM these two boys and their friends have remote controlled car races up and down her street. It's one hour before Kate has to get up and then of course she can't sleep because of the noise. She doesn't think she can call the cops because they aren't really doing anything illegal. But she is about to lose her mind and we can't take her being so crabby! She is guessing these guys are nocturnal so she wants to call them tomorrow on the air and wake them up and ask them to stop! Or will this just make it worse?

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This was a lot tougher then we thought! It doesn't help when Kate creates the list and spells some of the words wrong! Why do we have the worst speller on the show make the list?

Manolo Blahnik (shoe)
Cosmopolitan
Dooney and Bourke
Dolce and Gabbana
Manhattan
Cohiba (cigar)
Lingerie
Monogamists
Montecristo (cigar)
Vera Wang
Bergdorf’s

Kate brought up the strangest question today. Mike mentioned that Christina Aguilera is now a size E. Kate pointed out that is only because she is breast feeding. And then Kate wanted to know if when a woman who is breast feeding is making out with her husband, are her breasts off limits? Wouldn't that hurt? Mike and Tommy said they would love it, but obviously it's not up to them. Calls came in on both sides of this issue. Some ladies they don't mind and some guys said they are too freaked out to touch them!

If you missed Alice the Staff Psychic, no worries, she will be back next Thursday at 8:40. If you would rather have a private reading (only $40) call 454-3555.

Tomorrow, find out what Willie Waffle thinks of the new Sex and the City movie!

Have a great day!
Mike and Kate

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Finally it's halfway through the week! (We are such losers, like it's been a tough week)

Mike and Kate gave away Sex and the City tickets today by having people identify real and fake sex laws.
These are the real ones! CRAZY!!
In Oxford, OH it;s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothes while standing in front of a man's picture.
In Ventura County, CA, it's illegal for dogs and cats to have sex without a permit.
In Ames, IA it's illegal for a man to take more than threee gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
An ordinance in Newcastle, WY, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk in meat freezer.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40ish----49
Adventurous----slept with everyone
Athletic----No boobs
Average Looking----ugly
Beautiful---pathological liar
Contagious smile---does a lot of pills
emotionally secure----on medication
Feminist----Fat
Free spirit----junkie
New Age----doesn't shave
Open Minded----desperate
outgoing---loud and embarrassing
Voluptuous---Very Fat
Large Frame---Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate---Stalker

Mike and Tommy are thinking of putting an ad on Craig's List for Kate. They are worried that her eggs are drying up!

Don't forget, tonight is the Sex and the City Pre Party at the Bulls Head Pub. Win tickets to the Mix 106 Premiere, get $1.06 Cosmos from 6-7 and watch Sex and the City episodes through out the bar!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tough Tuesday

For a short week, this one sure got off to a rough start :)



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Kate got hit on by an older gentleman in Ontario on Friday. Mike and Tommy told her it could have been Santa and now she ruined Christmas because she turned him down. He did mention that he has a personal ad in the American Classifieds. Mike and Kate found it:

Single White Male, long-haired, bearded, skinny and wrinkled, 63, feels 43, looks 73, smoker, sober 18 years, self employed. In search of honest, drug-free, no children, slender, meduim lady, 28-48, black hair.



Kate was shopping at Wally World yesterday when the guy who gathers the carts, rammed her with a huge line of carts. He actually pinned her against another cart and smashed her in the stomach!
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Mike and Tommy think Kate needs to enter a 12 step program and break up with this particular grocery store. Nothing good ever happens to her there. Remember the Pregnant Lady?



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Mike, Kate and Tommy saw the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie. Kate and Tommy loved it! They thought it was great for the entertainment value. Mike, being the literall person that he is, thought it was too undbelievable. Really, cause all the others were so believable. Give me a break! Movies can simply be entertaining!



Tomorrow win tickets to the hottest movie of the summer!

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Have a great day!

Mike and Kate

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Friday, May 23, 2008

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IS HERE!!

Finally a 3 day weekend! Hopefully you will get to enjoy it! Remember elevations over 7 thousand feet are expecting snow. Anything under that expect rain.



Gas prices went up at Kate's neighborhood station .10 overnight and she is freaking out this morning. She just can't wrap her tiny brain around how that happens. Did her local station owner get a call yesterday from Washington that said, "OK, jack up the prices even more tonight." She keeps screaming that she is going to ride her bike to work and risk getting jumped in the dark. I didn't want to infuriate her even more, but look at this list of gas prices around the world:


Taiwan, Taipei $2.84
Lebanon, Beirut $2.63
South Africa, Johannesburg $2.62
Nicaragua, Managua $2.61
Panama, Panama City $2.19
Russia, Moscow $2.10
Puerto Rico, San Juan $1.74
Saudi Arabia, Riyadh $0.91
Kuwait, Kuwait City $0.78
Egypt, Cairo $0.65
Nigeria, Lagos $0.38
Venezuela, Caracas $0.12



ZZ TOP is coming to town!! This is going to be an amazing outdoor summer show! Tuesday August 5th at the Idaho Center Ampitheatre in Nampa! Tickets range form $29-$49 and go on sale next Friday morning at 10AM at ictickets.com



What movie best describes your life?? These are the titles Mike, Kate and Tommy came up with:

MIKE

Yours Mine and Ours

Dead Man Walking

Baby Mama (For Tracy)

Iron Man-He wishes!



KATE

Nightmare on Elm Street

Banger Sisters

The Money Pit

What Happens in Vegas

Made of Honor

The Forbidden Kingdom

Hope Floats

Crash

Confessions of a dangerous mind



TOMMY

The Karate Kid

Top Gun

Backdraft

The Astronaut Farmer



For the Mix Morning Show

Into the Wild

Flatliners

One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

Crash

The Muppet Show



INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

Willie Waffle the Mix 106 Movie Reviewer gave it 4 waffles!!



Have a great Memorial Day Weekend! Don't forget supposedly, gas is going up another .10 after midnight, so fill up today!



Mike and Kate

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Windy Tuesday!

I hate the wind!! We were teased with such a beautiful weekend and now we are back to spring in Idaho. Wind and mud!

Kate University Golf will go on as planned tonight at Shadow Valley Golf Course. They have a covered instructional area!

On OPP today Kate and Tommy(Mike is out sick) had an e-mail from a woman whose daughter is 11. A boy and girl in her 6th grade class were caught making out at a party. So Mom wanted to know when is the appropriate time to have THE TALK? Here are some of the comments the 13 Mix 106 Listeners made:

  • I also have a 6th grader & feel for this mother. In my opinion it is too young to worry about these things but..... last Friday at my other daughters Elementary School Carnival I saw behind a tree a girl my oldest goes to school with making out w/ a boy. I was shocked. So I had a general discussion w/ my 6th grader. It is too young but I understand that in today's society it is necessary. Now I did not go into great detail but I told her if she has any questions to ask. The American Girl Series has fantastic books that answer all kinds of questions. I suggest that the mother go & purchase some of these books.

  • We have told them that even though they think their friends know everything they really don't. If the mother really wants to be open and honest with her daughter possibly asking her if she has any questions or what exactly she has already heard could open up the conversation to go a little more smoothly. I did the talk that way with my daughter and just told her to ask away.
  • I never had ‘the talk’ and neither did any of my siblings and we all were sexually active WAY before we should have been because we explored. We had questions, other kids were doing it and mom never said it was right or wrong or what ‘it’ was. We wanted to know and obviously couldn’t – or didn’t think we could- go to mom for answers so we figured it out on our own.

Kate really must be the jinx of Dump the Pump! With Mike gone today it was the perfect opportunity to find out if Mike was the pump jinx. Nope, it's still Kate. The pump dumped caller #106 at $30. DANG IT! And with the winning amounts being doubled this week, it can't get any better! Well I guess if the pump doesn't dump you then that would be better.

Mike and Kate annual On The Salmon trip is on sale now! Get all the details HERE.

Friday, May 16, 2008

FINALLY THE WEEKEND!

It's Friday, It's beautiful outside....who wants to work today? Not us!

Napoleon Dynamite made an appearance at Kate's house yesterday. A young kid appeared on her porch and was asking for a power surge that he was told to pick up. She told him he must have the wrong house and he said, "Sweetie, just go get your husband. He will know what I am talking about." In case you are new, Kate hates being called sweetie, especially by someone younger than her! The kid still wouldn't go away and kept pulling on her locked screen door telling her to just let him in. Keep in the mind, this whole time he is mumbling and his eyes are halfway open like Napoleon Dynamite! The kid wouldn't leave until Kate told him to get off her property or she would call the cops. You gotta love Skid Row!

What is a Redneck called in Australia? Adam from Australia actually listens online! So Tommy e-mailed him and found out that Rednecks down under are referred to as Bogans. Who knows how this came up, but it took them 2 days to find the name. Now we know.

It's International Pickle Day! Why? Did you know it's illegal if you are a woman to sit on a porch with your feet up and eat pickles in the south? And for them to come up with this law, you know there had to be a problem first.

Premium Gas has finally reached $4 a gallon in the Treasure Valley! Yea!! Regular is still averaging about $3.70 at most places. Can we say ridiculous?

Tim Young stopped in on the show today. He is performing comedy tonight and tomorrow night at the Bulls Head Pub in Meridian. Call 855-5855 to make your reservations.

THE BEST OF THE TREASURE VALLEY BALLOTS ARE OUT! Mike and Kate could never win this award on their own merit. They need your help! Vote for Mix 106 as your favorite radio station and for Mike and Kate as your favorite djs. VOTE HERE.

See you tomorrow and Sunday at Idaho Largest Garage Sale at Expo Idaho. Gates open at 8am.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wacky Wednesday!

Halfway through the week! Any reason to celebrate, we'll take it! Come party with us tonight at The Bulls Head Pub in Meridian (next to Krispy Kreme) for Working Women's Wednesday. We have Saltimbanco tickets for you to win!!

Remember PE in elementary school? The President has challenged all adult americans over 18 to take physical activity challenge. Check it out for yourself at presidentschallenge.org. How fast can you run a mile? How many sit ups can you do? Push ups? Remember the shuttle run? We are the fatest nation in the world, and the pres wants to help us get fit!

After Labron James' Mom embarrassed him at a game this week, Mike and Kate wanted to know what your mom has done to embarrass you? This is what they got:
  • Dragging kids out of a school dance in her robe, fuzzy slippers and rollers.
  • Answering the phone as "Joe's Bar and Grill" when you are expecting a boy to call
  • Yelling "I Love you baby" when she drops her son off at school
  • Showing the entire neighborhood her boob job
  • Talking to your boyfriend about sex with you! Yikes!

Did you know there are actual people in this country who practice Jediism? .7% of the population to be exact! Some guy decided to dress up as Darth Vadar and attacked two cousins who practice Jediism. They were having a light saber fight when Darth attacked. Weird! Mike made the point though, two men should never cross swords when in a light saber fight!

Have a great day! Hopefully we will see you tonight!

Mike and Kate

Mix 106

Monday, May 12, 2008

MANIC MONDAY!

What the heck happened to the weekend?? Good news! Hot weather by Friday! We are talking 90 degrees! Yippie!

This girl was arrested at her prom!
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She was arrested because she of her outfit! These weren't the fashion police that were called, they were the real thing! Not sure if it was a crime, but definitely UGLY!

DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
How many jigawatts of electricity did Doc Brown need to generate to power the Delorean in Back to the Future?
Answer: 1.21 jigawatts
Congtulations to Stacy Cosper. For getting that right, she won dinner for 2 at Bistro Italia Steakhouse and 2 tickets to Bulls Head Pub to see Tim Young perform comedy.

Teri Ryan of Boise won $60 in free gas today from Ultra Touch Car Wash and Phillips 66. Dump the Pump three times a day at 7:20, 12:20 and 4:20.

Kate painted her kitchen over the weekend. She said that she is definitely still a child at heart because it looks like a 2 year old painted it!

Mike saw IronMan with the entire Kasper klan over the weekend. All 9 of them loved it! Mike said he would have given it 6 waffles out of 4. That good!

Tomorrow Denise Zak the Mix 106 Pet Psychic is on the show at 8:40.

Have a great day!
Mike and Kate

Friday, May 9, 2008

Yippie, It's Friday!

We thought this week would never end!! As you could tell from today's show, we couldn't talk. Our mouth's already thought it was the weekend!

CONGRATULATIONS TO JORDAN HIRSCHEY!!
Jordan
She is the HOTTEST Mom in the Treasure Valley! She won $1000 from Jamaca Me Tan and Rocky Mountain Fitness.

You have to go see John Wesley Austin at the Bulls Head Pub this weekend! He is hilarious!
You will love the songs he sings on his guitar! Very creative and so not politically correct!
Call the Bulls Head Pub at 855-5855 for reservations.

Willie Waffle, The Mix 106 Movie Reviewer gave Speed Racer 2 1/2 waffles out of 4. He said it had the potential to be a good movie, but didn't quite make it. Don't worry, we are 2 weeks away from Indiana Jones!

Don't forget, Sunday is Mother's Day!!
Listen to the Best of Mike and Kate tomorrow from 6-10.
Kate will be running the Race 4 the Cure tomorrow. And Mix 106 will be set up in front of Red Robin on Park Center to cheer on all the participants! Stop by and say Hi :)

Have a great weekend!
Mike and Kate

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Happy Hump Day!

Doesn't it feel like it should be Friday??

Kate's friend Sally has a friend name Suzy. I know, confusing! Well Suzy was recently contacted by a guy she dated 20 years ago. She was all excited. A lost love back in the picture! After 4 days of heavy communication, the guy casually mentions that he has had a girlfriend. WHAT? So now Suzy wants to know if she read to much into it? But what guy goes to the trouble of contacting Suzy's mom to get Suzy's number and then just want to be friends???? Most of the calls Mike and Kate got said this is a red flag. Stay away from the guy! The girlfriend may be temporary, but he is looking to trade up before he gets rid of the old one.

THANK YOU for all your listener e-mails! We read them every Wednesday at 8:50. Good or bad we read them! And today we read all the hate mail we got about the Mix 106 Hot Mom contest! Geez! Who knew beautiful women would get people so upset! All we want is for only lucky mom to win $1000 in cash! Hurry and vote!

HUSBAND'S BILL OF RIGHTS according to MSN.com
1. We have the right to go out with our friends at least once a month
2.We reserve the right to dislike your friend's husbands
3. We have the right to have a few things of ours in the house.
4. We have the right not to be scolded by you.
5. We have the right to teach our children how to defend themselves
6. We have the right to as much reading material in the bathroom as we need.
7. We have the right to the remote when we are watching TV

WIFE'S BILL OF RIGHTS according to MSN.com
1. We have the right to dislike your buddies
2. We have the right to demand that you finish a household job you started.
3. We have the right to an honest answer to "What wrong?"
4. We have the right to keep our secrets
5. We have the right to keep and bear tons of girly bathroom products.
6. We have the right to flirt
7. We have the right to FOREPLAY! Amen!

See you tonight at Bulls Head Pub in Meridian! Party starts at 6PM for Working Women's Wednesday!

Monday, May 5, 2008

HAPPY CINCO de DRINKO!

Today is the day! No it's not Mexican Independence Day, It's Cinco de Mayo! The holiday commemorates an initial victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza SeguĂ­n over French forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. Duh!! See you tonight at La Parilla Juarez in Nampa for Cinco de drinko! Party starts at 7PM!

Damn Near Impossible Question-50% of people surveyed admit to re-gifting. Of that 50%, 20% say they do with the gifts they get and don't want...... SELL IT ON Ebay!

Kate was Les Bois on Saturday for live horse racing and for the Kentucky Derby. After her Kate University Horse Racing class last week, you would have expected her to win big.... $2.80 was her big take home! Nicely done.

Kate decided the first weekend in May would be a good time to mow her lawn. It took her 8 hours! But it wasn't because the grass was so long. It was because she accidentally poured oil in the gas tank. What an idiot! She had to drain the mower and then cross her fingers and toes and pray that the thing would start. It only took 8 hours to get it going, then 30 minutes to mow the lawn.

Vote for the Hottest Mom in the Treasure Valley by Thursday at 5PM.

Friday, May 2, 2008

TGIF!

Thank Goodness it's FRIDAY!!

Happy No Pants Day! Remember, you aren't supposed to be naked from the waist down, just no pants!

Hot Mom Deadline is at noon! Send in your pictures to mikeandkate@mix106radio.com by 12PM.

Prom season is here! Mike's son is going to prom with a girl he has never met. How has ever heard of that? Mike said his prom theme was Stairway to Heaven, Tommy's was You're the Inspiration and Kate had no clue. She couldn't even remember the name of her senior prom date! Sad!

Comedian BT www.btrox.com stoppeed by the studio this morning. What a great guy! And his is freakin hilarious! You don't want to miss his show, check him out at the Bulls Head Pub in Meridian. Shows tonight and tomorrow at 8PM. Call 855-5855 for reservations.

Kate lied to her plumber! Her toilet was continually running so she called in Cloverdale Plumbing. He lifted up the lid and said, "who put these bleach tabs in here? The bleach is eating away at the rubber on the flapper." Kate being embarrassed that she could have avoided the entire mess, blaimed it on her cleaning lady. Keep in mind Kate is a DJ, she has no cleaning lady! The best part was her bathroom was a mess with make-up and hairspray everywhere. The minute she blaimed the mishap on her imaginary cleaning lady, she had to tell the plumber that obviously the cleaning lady hadn't been there in awhile. Lies on top of lies, when will she learn?

Have a great weekend! Don't forget the Best of Mike and Kate Saturday mornings from 6-10. No reason to get up early, but if you are up, turn us on!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Thursday May 1

Today was a crazy show! Kate was going on no sleep and an allergy attack and for some reason that just made her laugh at everything all morning long!

From the files of What Were You Thinking come these pictures:
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That is Hulk Hogan with his daughter Brooke! Sorry, we don't care how close you are, that is never OK!

CREEPY CLOWN
So Kate saw a clown riding a bike on Park Center. Apparently he fishes at the Park Center Pond! What the heck?? Kate wasn't the only one to see him. Almost all 12 Mix 106 Listeners have seen this guy and they all agree he is creepy. The ladies that work in the building next to the Pond see him all the time. One lady spotted him in WinCo. Another guy saw him at Red Robin and he said, "Clown likes to fish, Clown makes balloons." Kate mentioned how she is terrified of clowns and the ice cream man. Mike and Tommy couldn't understand how she would be afraid of the Ice Cream Man. Hello? He brings food. Kate said she has this terrible stereotype that she thinks every Ice Cream Man is a pedophile. Again Mike and Kate thought she was crazy, but the phones lit up. Apparently Kate is not the only one with that crazy thought!

DON'T FORGET! Tomorrow at noon is the deadline for the MIX 106 HOT MOM CONTEST. Send in your pictures to mikeandkate@mix106radio.com They must be a jpg file and don't forget to include name and contact info.

Congratulations to Jennifer Oppel! She won 2 Season Passes to Brundage Mountain just for taking the Mix 106 Music Test at Mix106radio.com

Alice the staff psychic was on again :) She's on every Thursday at 8:40. You can get a personal reading by calling 454-3555.