Finally it's halfway through the week! (We are such losers, like it's been a tough week)

Mike and Kate gave away Sex and the City tickets today by having people identify real and fake sex laws.
These are the real ones! CRAZY!!
In Oxford, OH it;s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothes while standing in front of a man's picture.
In Ventura County, CA, it's illegal for dogs and cats to have sex without a permit.
In Ames, IA it's illegal for a man to take more than threee gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
An ordinance in Newcastle, WY, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk in meat freezer.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40ish----49
Adventurous----slept with everyone
Athletic----No boobs
Average Looking----ugly
Beautiful---pathological liar
Contagious smile---does a lot of pills
emotionally secure----on medication
Feminist----Fat
Free spirit----junkie
New Age----doesn't shave
Open Minded----desperate
outgoing---loud and embarrassing
Voluptuous---Very Fat
Large Frame---Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate---Stalker

Mike and Tommy are thinking of putting an ad on Craig's List for Kate. They are worried that her eggs are drying up!

Don't forget, tonight is the Sex and the City Pre Party at the Bulls Head Pub. Win tickets to the Mix 106 Premiere, get $1.06 Cosmos from 6-7 and watch Sex and the City episodes through out the bar!